Rules: Asshole
Objective: Be the first person to go out (play all of your cards). Make people drink. The name of the game is asshole. So if you are not actually the asshole, at least act like one. The point is to get drunk. Nobody likes a nice president.
How the game is played:
First Hand:
After all the cards have been dealt out, the person with the 3 of clubs starts the hand. Continue in clockwise direction. During this hand there are no positions so it does not matter who clears the pile. Furthermore, no one can make another person drink (unless they have been skipped). The first person to go out is president for the next round. The game continues to be played until there is only one person left (the asshole). When starting you can lay down any card or cards with the same face value. The person following you must lay down a card of equal or greater value. They must also use the same amount of cards as you did. If you lay down two 3's then they would have to lay down two of something equal or greater. If the player lays down the same card as the previous player then the next player is skipped and must drink. Also if you can't play any of your cards than you must skip and drink. Cards are cleared if everyone skips or a two is played. It only takes one two to clear a pile.
Following Hands:
Ranks:
President- The first person to have gone out by playing all of their cards. The president can make anyone drink.
Vice President– The second person…Can make everyone below him drink. Etc.
Secretary- The third person...
Vice Secretary- The fourth person...
Vice Asshole- The fifth person...
Asshole- The last person to have gone out. Only drinking power is to make anyone drink, but is only while dealing the cards. Also responsible for clearing the piles.
-All cards are dealt by the asshole starting with him face down.
-President receives 2 best cards from the asshole (and gives 2 worst cards to the asshole)
-Vice President receives 1 best card from vice asshole (and gives worst card to vice asshole)
- If either vice asshole or asshole fail to give their best card(s), this results in automatic asshole status for next round
-Once a President has been determined he/she starts the hand by laying down the first card
Optional Rules:
- If a player starts a card (or pair or triples) and then another player has the 4th card, then that player can play out of turn and lay the 4th card down, this is called completing the circle, which clears the pile. It is then that person’s turn (the four cards must be played on top of each other).
-"4 Social" - a four can be played when its your turn on top of any card. When a four is played it is considered a social and all players drink.
